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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OPEYEMI

March 19, 2020

DADDY RECALLS 10 EARLIEST SLANGS OF OPEYEMI Omo-Ettu

Opeyemi and his family

1
Actual slang : “Tatty”
Intended meaning: Daddy
Translation: My Dad
(circa 11 months)

2
Actual slang : “Huus tat”
Intended meaning: Who’s that?
Translation: Instinctive response to the doorbell….who is that?
(circa 14 months)

3
Actual slang : “Kiskit”
Intended meaning : Biscuit
Translation: Biscuit was his first snack and he demanded it like kilode.
(circa 20 months)

4
Actual slang : “It is at the u-u-p!”
Intended meaning: It is up there!
Translation : Our househelp habitually considered he was consuming too much biscuit. She would keep the biscuit on a raised rack where Yemi could not reach. Yemi would however wait for his earliest opportunity to tell anyone that his biscuit was ‘mischievously’ kept ‘up there’ (“at the u-u-p”)
(circa 24 months)

5
Actual slang : “Daddy they picture me in school today”
Intended meaning: There was a photoshoot in school and he was fascinated by it all.
(circa 60 months)

6
Actual slang : “My head is paining me”
Intended meaning: I have headache.
(circa 70 months)

7
Actual slang : “Is your head paining you?”
Intended meaning: Do you have headache?
Translation: Should anyone around report sick, he would ask if he/she had headache. To him headache was the only illness known to humanity.
(circa 72 months)

8
Actual slang “Funm, s-e-e”
Intended meaning: Funmi, look at this!!!
Translation: Something that excited him must also be shown to Funmi (his junior sister)
(circa 41 months)

9
Actual slang “Mum, s-e-e-e”
Intended meaning: Mummy look at this!!
(circa 41 months)

10
Actual slang “Daddy, s-e-e-e-e”
Intended meaning: Daddy look at this
(Note the emphasis on the extra ‘e’ for each person. You have an extra ‘e’ according to your ‘hierarchy’)
(circa 41 months)

OPEYEMI is 40 today.
Happy birthday my DARLING SON.

Opeyemi and his love, Jan

I was in my early 30’s when I enjoyed all the above. I could not have asked for more.

Thank you ALMIGHTY.

Titi Omo-Ettu.

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