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“Scanners At Airports Can’t Detect Drugs” – FAAN

Yes now! They detect razor blade, perfumes, toothpaste, gala,….ati be be lo. 😁😁😂😂😂


May 23, 2019

An NUC that wants to build ‘world-class’ universities recently approved 4 licenses to an Imo State that has not paid salaries in its existing tertiary institutions; not got legislative approval to establish universities; and not confirmed budget plan for the new universities. What do we call that?
I say ‘NaijaMagic’. What of you?

For additional reading
NUC approves another 3 new universities for Imo State https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/nuc-approves-another-3-new-universities-for-imo-state.html

May 14, 2019

A HIGHER MINIMUM STANDARD requires to be set. Did i hear that Oshoko did not win the election in Ekiti?

So what happens to all this >>>> http://titiomoettu.com.ng/blog/oshoko-is-art-ekiti-is-project/

You wonder why all this nonsense is happening. Especially in a State where almost every family has produced a PhD.

My gaad!!!

July 15, 2018


“…I know that deep inside, there is a soakaway pond of personal insecurity struggling to be drained. Beneath every bully, there is a scared product of insecurity and troubled conscience. Now, fight your own demons as best as you can, and feel free to flagellate Buhari (President Muhammadu) with all the weapons in your armoury. I have only one demand: keep away from movements struggling to restore this nation to the path of sanity and even moderate rectitude. End your hijacking propensity.’’ – Prof Wole Soyinka on Chief Olusegun Obasanjo. July 3, 2017.

Is this the bombshell you promised us, Prof? Nothing new sir. You just, as usual, said it AS IT IS. It is going to be herculean to say a new thing that ebora owu has done. Even running from pillar to post once happened except that this time he may have reached the ultimate.


“What has happened recently was that after Obasanjo launched an endless series of attacks on President Muhammadu Buhari, Presidency too started doling out at intervals some of his shenanigans and gross misconduct, that is what has made him uncomfortable. Why should anybody be rallying anyone who is not in danger? And if he is in danger; what type of danger is he in? What did he do that is now haunting him? He is running from pillar to post, looking for the Yoruba to gather together. The whole thing, for me, is an admission of things that we are not aware that he is looking for advanced protection against the consequences of his sins,” – Prof Itse Sagay said of Chief Obasanjo July 3, 2018.

What else can anyone say?


“I am very pleased to have a former President of Nigeria as a colleague in the academia.” Prof Ibrahim Salawu Director of Abeokuta Centre of Open University of Nigeria, July 3, 2018 after he had allocated an office to former President Olusegun Obasanjo to use as course facilitator of the Institution.

Still the same trend. In pusuit of I, ME, MYSELF.

July 4, 2018

“As I said, stop giving excuses; we met challenges. If there are no challenges, then we wouldn’t need you to come. You come in because you know there are challenges and then giving us an excuse that you have many challenges; that is why you haven’t achieved results.” – Olusegun Obasanjo April 2, 2018

It is difficult to understand why this is difficult to understand.
Yes, you may have a problem with the messenger, please deal with the message.

April 4, 2018

“I live in the Lekki area of Lagos, and in my community, there are at least 50 really nice churches, but there’s no adult literacy center, no homeless shelter and very few public schools and hospitals. Many of these spaces could be utilized for social change. Imagine if every single church in Lekki opened its doors to the homeless at night, gave them a sleeping bag, a warm meal and a voucher in the morning to learn a vocational course, offered by the unemployed youth who attend that church. That would demonstrate what we preach and what we speak about as people of faith, and what led me to Christianity in the first place….” – Ndidi Nwuneli on TEDTalk.

Yes Ndidi, but that will not constitute business which led some to ‘christianity'(their own christianity i.e.) in the first place.


April 3, 2018

“Six suspects in Dino Melaye’s case escape from police custody”
“Dino Melaye gives IG 48hrs to produce gun-running suspects”
“Police declare Dino Melaye wanted”

A theatre of unimaginable absurdity.

March 29, 2018

20 Only?
And how many statues?

March 27, 2018

“NEWS: Obasanjo meets Kwankwaso, Duke, Agbakoba, 35 parties in Lagos”

INDECENT FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION for an ‘elderstatesmman’. That’s if this is true and if truth must be told.


March 18, 2018

“A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labour the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good Government.”
      —-Thomas Jefferson – US President (1743 – 1826)

NAIJA KIDS, ‘jazz’in’ from the cradle

“Due to our commitment, over 100 Chibok girls have been rescued and reunited with their families, sent back to school and empowered with requisite skills,… and bla bla bla” – FG

You wonder what quality of minds always put these texts together. Chai!

March 15, 2018

“Okorocha will not manipulate me if i become Governor. In most of the countries of the world, let me just start with (United States) President Donald Trump; his son-in-law is an adviser and America never went up in flame” – Uche Nwosu, Imo Governorship Aspirant Designate.

Tell dem Uche. They are all HATE SPEACHERS.

March 11, 2018

“Iowa grants gun permits to the blind” – A 2013 news headline.

Nothing serious. Its just like putting a wrong person in public office.

March 5, 2018

“Let me also state clearly here that Dr. Saraki is not one to sneak into a room via the window. He would rather enter through the front door so that his entry is well noted and acknowledged. Nigerians know that when he joined the APC, he did not sneak in. Therefore, no one should attach any mischievous or inaccurate interpretation to his absence at the two meetings held at times when his whereabouts were a matter of public record” – Mr Saraki’s Spokesman, Alhaji Yusuph Olaniyonu.

Dont mind them, Alhaji.
Mr Saraki did not sneak into APC when he came in. Walai he will not sneak out when he will go out. They are all HATE SPEAKERS fa.

Why I didn’t attend APC meetings – Saraki

March 2, 2018

“The rumours going round, which I don’t know whether it’s true but I believe other senators know, is the fact that there were allegations that some monkeys raided the farm house of some of the executives of the northern senators forum and carted away some of these money” – Senator Shehu Sanni, February 21, 2018 giving an insight into why Norther Senators Forum members sacked Senator Abdullahi Adamu as their Chairman.

This must be DISTINGUISHED ANIMALISM since monkeys (animals) are involved. Yes, things are getting to ridiculous levels now.

February 21, 2018

“On this same case, people are being prosecuted in Italy and in Britain a lot of money has been recovered. So, it is strange to say that in the home turf, where it all originated and where all the evidences exist, there is no evidence. It is strange” – Prof Itse Sagay fauting Federal Attoney General’s recommendation that the Malabu oil scam litigation be discontinued.

Yes indeed. It is STRANGE.

…Sagay faults AGF, says case shouldn’t be dropped

February 20, 2018

With Aisha opting for silence and many Buharists of my ilk withdrawing into silence one after the other, Im not really sure what I can say PMB wants to be remembered for.

It puzzles how such huge amount of goodwill could be frittered away in less than four years. And these befuddling decisions keep sticking out by the week.

Buhari’s scandalous recall of NHIS boss

February 13, 2018

NEWS: “Olisa Metuh in Court on stretcher; Kassim Afegbua declared wanted by Police” THINGS TURNING NOLLYWOOD.

February 6, 2018

“Let all states put on their thinking caps and use the law, legislature, judiciary, intellectual power to achieve the control of their destinies and resources and not by beating drums of war and secession.” – Babatunde Ogala, June 19, 2017.

Yes, I BUY THAT. I don’t know about you.

Restructuring or federalism? http://thenationonlineng.net/restructuring-or-federalism/

January 31, 2018

“TEACHERS SACK: Kaduna NUT calls off strike, backs El-Rufai’s education reform”
Yes, that is NEWS.

January 22, 2018

“Linking Buhari’s Tribe To Herdsmen Attacks Is Unkind” – Femi Adesina.
So, what will be kind, Femi?

January 15, 2018


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